Our House is a Very Very Very Fine House

Tyler rented our apartment before I saw it. I have to admit I got very anxious when he started describing the place and telling me about the olive stove and awesome brown shag carpet but the place does have some cool retro details and it's all starting to grow on me. Except for the carpet. I haven't found the beauty in the carpet yet. All I know is that it's perfect camouflage for huge wolf spiders.